I've said it before and I'll say it as many time as it takes to finally sink in: people are big, giant, pulsating, assholes. Look, I can get my licks in on those who become the unfortunate targets of my ire and wrath, but, rest assured, these folks are fully deserved of the verbal abuse I dish out. I have never gone out of my way to stalk a victim in public for the sheer necessity to be a massive dick... okay, maybe back in high school, but those days are over and my need for revenge is long since dead. I have no issues with locating someone doing something utterly inconceivable and asinine in order to mock and ridicule them, it's just what I do. But when something happens around me similar to what occurred the other day at Meijer, I not only take offense but feel vindicated in aiming my weapon of words at the instigators. It all started innocently enough. There I was, in line, checking out my purchases, when a lad I'd seen earlier in the store made himself known by asking me how I was doing. Hey, I have no problem talking to anyone who wants to say hi for the sake of saying hi, so I told him I was well and asked how he was doing. So far so normal, right? Oh, did I forget to mention that this fellow was obviously mentally challenged? Oh, well he was and it was made all the more apparent by the full wrestling-style helmet he was wearing. I find it to be pretty standard that when someone is wearing a full helmet of any sort out in public when not fully clothed in sporting equipment, chances are that person is probably suffering from some sort of mental deficiency. Anyway, I was happy to return the kind retort to the big boy there, and I never thought twice about being as kind as I am to anyone else. However, the bulging cock in the next lane was, blatantly, not. The man walked over to my opposite lane after offering me up a giggle as a reply to my question, almost cute in its innocence and childishness, and asked the woman there how she was doing. Without a second glance or even a forged attempt to be courteous, the galactic bitch made a sour face as though she'd just consumed a bag of limes. It wasn't as though the guy made a move to touch her or hug her -as some are wont to do- in any way, hell, he was a yard or two away just being friendly and kind in the only way he knew how. The woman though, thinking as if this gentleman was going to spread retarded to her across the air, just snidely winced, gasped condescendingly, and turned away full of piss and vinegar. Fuck you ya irrepressibly cunt! If you can't even feign nice while staining the world with your existence, stay out of the public and soak in your own shitty attitude away from the rest of us. And on top of that, even though I tend to avoid such feelings, I felt bad for the guy. He had no idea that this lady was doing everything possible shy of running the opposite way from him. Yeah, I felt sorry for the big dude. Maybe, if we're lucky, the woman was blasted by a car in the parking lot. I get to think that way every so often, I'm being a hero here! Anyway, I feel better venting about that. So, that being said, let me know what you think and tell me about a similar incident. I post 'em if they're just a sickening. See ya. Stew
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