Ah, old ads! What better way to sell the world potentially damaging products that with these amazing ads! Cigarettes! Tapeworms! It's all here! Enjoy 10 of the best, worst ads from yesteryear...
10. Cola and the Baby
"How soon is too soon?" Well, from what I understand, right about FUCKING THEN!
9. Prophylaxis
Apparently whores were running rampant back then.
8. Tipalet Cigarettes
Huh, I heard that they'd pretty much knock you out for doing that. Oh well, what do I know.
7. Fat You and the Tapeworms
Well thank GOD that they're sanitized AND Jar-Packed or else I'd really question their ethics. And yes, Fat You and the Tapeworms is a great name for a band.
6. Santa's Cigarettes
"Damn, ma! You fuckin' shouldn't have! Merry fuckin' Christmas!"
5. Lysol
It's always a good idea to keep a bottle of Lysol handy because, and this is the important part, your husband will love you more. Damn straight.
4. Eating Lard
Happy but dying slowly... slowly.
3. Have a Fag
Brought to you by the Quentin Tarantino/Perry Como Man-On-Man-On-Cigarette Love Society. I think I'd rather get hit by a bus.
2. Camels and the Doctors Who Smoke Them
"Clean bill of healthy honey: fit as a goddamn fiddle! Oh, and he recommends I switch from Marlboro to Camels... so, that's good."
1. Schlitz
Some day you can get your Schlitz shits just that much faster! It's a MIRACLE!
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2 comments:
ROFLMFTO - half of these are still as funny today as they were 20 years ago when Viz first created them......
They sure are! Thanks for the comment!
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