THE TOP 10 COOLEST PHOTOSHOPPED PICS

WELCOME ONE AND ALL TO THE 175TH LIST SPECTACULAR! **APPLAUSE** THANK YOU! THANK YOU! **APPLAUSE** OKAY, OKAY... WELL, IT'S BEEN 175 BLOGS TODAY AND BOY OH BOY WHAT A RIDE IT'S BEEN! WE'VE SEEN SUCH HITS AS 10 MISSING SODAS! **APPLAUSE** WE'VE BEEN TAKEN THROUGH A TOUR OF FAMOUS COMIC BOOKS! **APPLAUSE** WE'VE SEEN VIDEO GAME LISTS AND ONES ABOUT THE CHARACTERS WITHIN! **APPLAUSE** BOY OH BOY HAVE WE BEEN THROUGH IT ALL! **APPLAUSE** WELL, TODAY, BEING THE BIG 175 LIST ANNIVERSARY, WE'VE DECIDED TO BRING YOU ANOTHER LIST SURE TO BECOME A HIT IN THE ANNALS OF MUSINGS AND RANTS HISTORY! **APPLAUSE** Or, because I'm me, we're going to be excessively lazy today and do a list about Photoshopped pictures I dredged off the net that everyone and their brother has already seen! YEAH! Hurray for ineptitude! Oh well, on with the damn show...

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10) THAT IS ONE BIG MOTHERFUCKIN' PIG!

No, That's not 2 kids in the picture, that's the same one in separate positions. The back one is the one most people have seen obviously making the pig look like a monster. Yeah, it's a big-ass pig, agreed, but certainly not some kind of gigantic porcine creature.

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9) 'DUDE! YOUR SURFBOARD LOOKS REALLY POKEY!'

Yes, I know, this theoretically could be possible, however, it wasn't. Sorry.

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8) HOW TO REMOVE TWO BOOGERS AT ONE TIME

Do I even have to tell you that this picture is real...ly fake! HA!

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7) 9-11: ALL SATAN'S FUCKING FAULT

You know, I understand that the 9-11 events were horrific and terrifying, but, regardless of that fact, I'm pretty sure Satan didn't show his dastardly mug in a waft of smoke. He was there, all right, just not in that respect.

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6) NOPE, THAT SURELY DOES NOT MAKE OJ ANY LESS GUILTY

It's times like this that words fail me. I am a firm believer that OJ is about as guilty as they come and deserves anything and everything he gets in retribution, but this cover re-shading is just wrong.

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5) TIDAL WAVE!!!

Boy, with a wave that goddamn big you'd have to wonder why none of those cars are swerving or, at the very least, arcing ever so slightly to the right.

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4) UM, DO N O T LOOK BEHIND YOU.

"Um, Reggie? Um, don't turn around... NO! Don't turn AROUND. Just stare straight ahead and look right over here..."

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3) DELIVERY IN 30 MINUTES OR LESS

"Candygram!"

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2) BUSH BEING A DUMB ASS: PART I

"Man, I need to bomb the shit outa Russia, this Rubic's guy's a dick!"

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1) BUSH BEING A DUMB ASS: PART II

"Michael row the boat ashore..."